Sophie, 21. Birds, science, humor, thoughts. I also keep a fandom blog.

That's not my bird in the photo, although some day I'd love to own a Sun Conure....

 

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that tooI’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that too

I’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

(Source: twitter.com)

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that tooI’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that too

I’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

(Source: twitter.com)

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that tooI’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that too

I’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

(Source: twitter.com)

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that tooI’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that too

I’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

(Source: twitter.com)

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

cross out the things you’ve done.

snapslikethis:

Graduated high school. | Kissed someone.| Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette.| Got so drunk you passed out. | Rode every ride at an amusement park.| Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night.| Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident.| Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral.| Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep. | Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing.| Have a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Skipped school. | Had detention.| Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary.| Had a yard sale.| Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show.| Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe.Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches.| Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal.| Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school.| Dyed your hair.| Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s.| Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone. | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship| Been on the TV. | French braided| Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish.| Drank alcohol.| Forwarded a chain letter. | Made a mistake.

plot twist: if you want to know the story behind any of these, message me and i’ll tell

(Source: larryishellacute)

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME